A Subversive Halloween Costume

I work in theatre. Theatre is typically a very creative environment. Unless it's being run by corporate bean counters. Like here.

The people in the Ivory Tower have declared that we are not allowed to dress up for Halloween. Of all of the work environments around, I can't think of another better suited to celebrate Halloween than in theatre.

That said, I typically do not wear anything special to work for the holiday and, sadly, can't remember the last time I was able to get dressed in costume to go anywhere.

For some strange reason (I wonder why...), I really would love to be something fun at work this year. But it has to be subtle and subversive.

My ideas so far:
-Wear a track suit and be The Bride from Kill Bill.
-Jeans, T-shirt, leather jacket, motorcycle boots, and my maille gauntlet to be Sara Pezzini from Witchblade.
-Shorts, boots, tank top, sunglasses, & guns (?) to be Lara Croft.

I think Witchblade would probably be the easiest to pull off and not get noticed.

So, my creative friends, any ideas? What do you think I should be that the bean counters wouldn't notice?

Mrs B's 31 Days of Halloween: Emily Balivet & The Whimsical Witch Entries

If you have checked it out yet, you must! Mrs B is having such a fabulous month of giveaways on her blog.

Today, I'm entering to win "Pagan Delights" - Mini Gift Cards ACEO: Set of 9 From the original paintings by Emily Balivet.

I'm also entering to win an Herbal Adornment of Witches Black Salt - used for Protection and Banishing Negative Energry from The Whimsical Witch.

Check out Mrs B's blog for details on how you can enter for these and other amazing prizes each and every day in October.